I need a favour...
I have a date tonight, and I’m a little nervous about it. If you have a minute spare, I’d love a little bit of a confidence boost. Just leave a little something in my inbox (anonymously if you want) telling me I’m awesome or whatever. Thanks!
Who should play the next Batman?
herowithbadpublicity: Danny Pudi Why is this even a question?
angelaaamariee: “I told you something. It was just for you and you told everybody. So I learned: Cut out the middle man, make it all for everybody. Always. Everybody can’t turn around and tell everybody. Everybody already knows. I told them. But this means there isn’t a place in my life for you or someone like you. Is it sad? Sure. But it’s a sadness I chose.”
The person you are actually capable of loving will always be out of your league,...– Dan Harmon (via lady-mabeltonpines)
P.R.E.T.T.Y.B.L.U.E.B.A.T.C.H.: don't-pass-out... →
prettybluebatch: Back home, my favorite part of Mass was during communion, when I’d stand at the rail and hold a little gold platter under people’s chins. The pretty girls would line up for communion (I confess to Almighty God). They’d kneel (and to you my brothers and sisters), cast their eyes demurely down (I…
That awkward moment...
When you want to quote almost every single line of the book you’re reading.
That awesome moment...
When you’re getting your veggies out of the fridge to make dinner and you realise you still have beer in there.
Memo to self:
If you drink an entire bottle of caffeinated Mountain Dew, you will go to bed and lie awake for three hours. Please don’t do this when you have work the next day.
It’s like exercise; it hurts, but it’s good, but it DOES hurt– My friend Wasted Paint (not her real name) upon watching Silence In The Library/Forest Of The Dead for the first time.
I think you’re confusing “asexual” with “never gets laid.– Me, today, upon being told a friend thought of me as asexual. (via citizen-cam)
Is Andrew Garfield the man of tumblr yet?