the-metres-gained: When a friend asks you how things are and you say fine because you can’t be bothered going over the same grievances and the same problems over and over again.
Hey look, it's 'me' stuff
Once again it has been a while between updates. Again it’s because I don’t really have too much to add. Work is continuing to destroy what little sanity I usually cling to (although it’s possible that may start to slowly improve in the coming weeks). My personal life continues to be a sea of eternal darkness lit only by the beacons that are my friends. So with that in mind it’s weird that I’m even...
Well, not all of us are in the same weight class so it is hard to say between...– Robert Downey Jr. on who would win a battle among the Avengers (via mrscatalano)
marththebland: That ’70s Show is as old now as the ’70s were when they made That ’70s Show
What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with...– Rob (John Cusack), High Fidelity (2000)
Season 3 is about the price that you pay when you figure out that you love a...– Dan Harmon (via eyes-as-candies)
Tumblr is for people who don't get laid enough
citizen-cam: There I said it.
I brake for birds, I rock a lot of polka dots, I have touched glitter in the...– Jess Day, New Girl (via cherrybob-omb)
Trisha x Renee:
gothipslikecinderella: Ship it now, on the tumblr.
Reblog if you honestly think you will be single...
Why is it that we say “I lost my virginity”? For starters I had to...– An excerpt from my non-existent stand up comedy routine.
Still cannot fix this broken machine.
On Saturday I attended the wedding of somebody I went to school with. Now for me school was a long long time ago. I was quite close with this guy around 20 years ago, but I’ve seen him maybe three times since 1995. It was odd to be invited to his wedding, but I have genuinely fond remembrances of our friendship, so it was with only a slight hesitation that I said I’d go. Luckily enough...
methlabrador: kanye west should open a breakfast cafe called ‘Omelette You Finish’