April 2012
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the-metres-gained: When a friend asks you how things are and you say fine because you can’t be bothered going over the same grievances and the same problems over and over again.
Apr 29th
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Hey look, it's 'me' stuff
Once again it has been a while between updates. Again it’s because I don’t really have too much to add. Work is continuing to destroy what little sanity I usually cling to (although it’s possible that may start to slowly improve in the coming weeks). My personal life continues to be a sea of eternal darkness lit only by the beacons that are my friends. So with that in mind it’s weird that I’m even...
Apr 28th
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“Well, not all of us are in the same weight class so it is hard to say between...”
– Robert Downey Jr. on who would win a battle among the Avengers (via mrscatalano)
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marththebland: That ’70s Show is as old now as the ’70s were when they made That ’70s Show
Apr 26th
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“What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with...”
– Rob (John Cusack), High Fidelity (2000)
Apr 24th
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“Season 3 is about the price that you pay when you figure out that you love a...”
– Dan Harmon (via eyes-as-candies)
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Tumblr is for people who don't get laid enough
citizen-cam: There I said it.
Apr 17th
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“I brake for birds, I rock a lot of polka dots, I have touched glitter in the...”
– Jess Day, New Girl (via cherrybob-omb)
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Trisha x Renee:
gothipslikecinderella: Ship it now, on the tumblr.
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Reblog if you honestly think you will be single...
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“Why is it that we say “I lost my virginity”? For starters I had to...”
– An excerpt from my non-existent stand up comedy routine.
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Still cannot fix this broken machine.
On Saturday I attended the wedding of somebody I went to school with. Now for me school was a long long time ago. I was quite close with this guy around 20 years ago, but I’ve seen him maybe three times since 1995. It was odd to be invited to his wedding, but I have genuinely fond remembrances of our friendship, so it was with only a slight hesitation that I said I’d go. Luckily enough...
Apr 15th
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methlabrador: kanye west should open a breakfast cafe called ‘Omelette You Finish’
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Apr 15th
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